I'm the Noxzema Girl...

Not really, but those commercials were so silly when I was growing up! Anyway, I really have started using good ol' Noxzema and it's reputation is deserved. It rocks. My insane skin has become a lot less pore-rific yet not grown scales from overdrying. I've had some minor purging pimples but it's not too scary. Sometimes the classic/no-gimmick products are the best. (If also the stinkiest and least-interestingly packaged.)

aaaaiiiieeee!