And then I saw him. The Squishable Yeti. Yes.
Partly as a challenge to a relative who hates giving gift cards and hassles me when I say that's all I can think of, I said, "Hey, I finally thought of a 'thing' I want for Christmas...a stuffed yeti! I'll even give a second choice in case the yeti sells out...Arctic Fox." Booyah! How ya like that for an actual thing you can buy an adult relative? I might add she's pretty conservative and doesn't tend to shop outside her comfort zone of, like, housewares. (I did score a sweet vacuum cleaner from her several years back when I got my first single-mom apartment though, so don't think I'm ungrateful!!)
Whaddaya know...holy buhjeebuhmuhs...
*pics from Squishable, edited by me*
I brought BOTH of these guys home from Texas!! I internally took back EVERYTHING I'd ever thought of her uptight gifting believe me LOL. How sweet on so many levels!! They are even squishier and softer than I'd imagined. Offspring is seriously eyeballing the arctic fox, but I'm all hay-ell no, boy! (Don't think him deprived. He has bushels of stuffed animals AND has plenty of Christmas dough saved. He can buy a Squishable for himself LOL.)
If I lived in my Dream House (I love my boyfriend, but refuse to stop imagining a solo dream house of my very own!) I'd totally get Narwhal and Seal (harp) too and just leave them on couches as throw pillows!